@DEAD END ON PROGRESSIVE AVE.
"The Page Cannot Be Found" (March '12)
"Peacock Feathers & Virtual Apples" (January '12)
"Parallel Universes / Chemical Existentialism and Identity" (June '11)
"On My Experience w/ Internet Presence" (June '11)
"Let's All Have a Sleepover and Put Things Down Each Other's Pants in the Middle of the Night" (April '11)
"What is 'The World'? / The Potty-Monster is Afraid of the Toilet" (April '11)
"Social Networking / Jif / A New Pair of Slippers" (March '11)
"A Small, Relatively in-Depth Presentation on Semiotics" (October '10)
"A Working Prototype" (July, '10)
"How to Become a Millionaire" (June, '10)
"Phobias" (June, '10)
"Spring Cleaning" (May, '10)
"Surveillance" (December, '09)
"Tracking Lawn Enforcement" (November '09)
"Capitalism vs. Natural Selection" (September '09)
"Telepathy, Despite Our Best Efforts" (September '09)
@DOGZPLOT NEWS, REVIEWS AND OTHER LIES
"White, Used, Dirty: A Plastic Fork in the Road" (June '11)
"The Podiatrist's Foot" (May '11)
@THE NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
"Earthritis: A Distant Close-Up of Human Civilization (w/ Supplemental Materials)" (July '11)
"Press Rewind" (June '11)
"Healing Frequencies Open" (January '11)
"You Can Lead a Narcissist to Water" (December, '10)
"'The Crazy Target Lady', or Why You Might Get Trampled to Death This Holiday Season" (November '10)
"On the Other Side of the White Wall: A Post-Colonial Reading of Real Life" (November '10)
OTHER
@ Clockwise Cat: "Not to Mention Macho" (Issue #14)
@ Writers' Bloc: "The Bermuda Triangle, My Broken Compass" (September '09)
